We made the observer!

Hey!

Nottingham made the observer on Sunday, with there non-sensational news story 'The sound of sirens'! Go check it out! http://observer.guardian.co.uk/magazine/story/0,,1998476,00.html It does go on a bit though!

Ladies on laudanum

Oh me, oh my.
What with this ladies suffrage?

Votes for women and burn your bra!
We want equal rights and equal pay!
No longer shall we squander our days away,
With trifling ladies escapades.

To hell with these easels,
And throw to the winds our needles,
7 and a half hours each day
With work we will have our say!

O bloody bollocks,
These stupid trollops.
What did they think,
When they kicked up this almighty stink?

Now we cry…
We need more time!
Oh give me my tincture
Of laudanum any day!

Knee capping in Nottingham

What, oh what has happened to one of our locals the Elm Tree? The manager has gone and they've all gone mad! On Friday someone was knee capped. The screaming we heard was horrific. Have the IRA come to town? This is not nice, it's only a few streets away from my home. Why, oh why can't people just be nice?

Funnier than me!

Don't you just hate it when someone is funnier than you? You try to be all coy and move into the kill slowly, but then someone just railroads in and makes everyone laugh harder than ever.

Well that, my friends, has just happened to me. And did I laugh! I snorted, I guffawed, I almost wet myself and then I realised that they were upstaging me!

With names like Herbal Tea Monitor Man and Bun Man...how can I compete? Just take a look at the comments on my blog's and you'll see what I mean!

Please keep them coming, lets see if you can be funnier than me old pa!

Freddie Year

Yes, that's right. This year it's... Freddie year. The year of the 7, 2007 is going to be a good year. People will learn new things and meet new people. Me and Trucker are off in our Freddie to see the sights across the water, play at being hippies, strumming our guitar on the Adriatic coast. It's such a wonderful thing.

And for all you out there without a Freddie, you can enjoy one through knowing me and my Trucker.