God damn men

Why oh why do some men feel the need to press their advances? Can't they just be gentlemen? Do they really think they can just grab you and ram their tongue down your throat and as you pull away hold you harder? Where is the respect? If they think they have a chance why don't they do nice things like come for tea and listen to Marilyn Monroe. Now that's romance.

Oh dear - give me some inspiration!

Oh dear,

What a bad blogger. Here I am going about my daily stuff in the forest and not sharing it with you all. I do need to tell you that me and Missgohome have decided that we simply cannot possibly afford to jet set all the way to Cuba...so instead we are gatecrashing Treegirls trip to Morocco. Can't be bad can it? Also I think Treegirl is a damn site more level headed and may pull us in line. I think I will have much fun being rubbed down in a Moroccan sauna. If only we were going tomorrow.

The weather here is all wintery and already I've had a scrape the ice off my car. It's just no good. I'm sure I will be inspired to write about some things sometime soon. Like the RNLI scandal, or Monty from Montserrat.

I like it when people post comments - so more of that please!