God damn men
Why oh why do some men feel the need to press their advances? Can't they just be gentlemen? Do they really think they can just grab you and ram their tongue down your throat and as you pull away hold you harder? Where is the respect? If they think they have a chance why don't they do nice things like come for tea and listen to Marilyn Monroe. Now that's romance.
posted by foresttrips @ 4:23 pm
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I once asked a girl round for tea, though when i showed her a picture of Marolyn Monroe she thought i was getting fresh with her and she threw the hot tea over me, i still have the scars to prove it.
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